Saturday, July 20, 2013

Herding the Serfs into the New World Order (Satire)

Herding the Serfs into the New World Order
A secret talk by one of the Fraternity of Beastlybergers
(Satire) By Stephen J. Gray

The elites of the financial, corporate and political world were all gathered together at a luxury hotel for their yearly confab on scamming the serfs. At the podium was Mr. Aloysius Evil, a long-time member of the Beastlybergers and a much respected plotter of world affairs. Mr. Evil begins his address to the fraternity.

Welcome Esteemed Fraternal Brothers and Sisters, eminent persons and political puppets (oops, I mean politically honourable ones) to our yearly meeting.  Before, I begin my talk I would like to say we are very thankful for the police and security presence outside our meeting place, all paid for by the tax dollars of the serfs. We live in the greatest system in the world where the ordinary serfs are policed by ordinary serfs and who protect us from their brother and sister serfs’ protesting our depredations and malfeasance on society, (oops, I mean our decisions on Globalization and The New World Order).  What can be more wonderful than imposed free enterprise globalism or public, private partnerships and bypassing parliamentary democracies? We saved the system after looting it (oops, I mean we stabilized it). We got bailed out by the serfs’ tax dollars then we imposed austerity on some of the serfs’ countries for services rendered. I say again, what a wonderful system we have in this planned undemocratic globalist world.

Now we are going to impose one, big, free trade zone on most of the world. We call it the Trans Pacific Partnership (TPP) [1] and it is a thing of beastly beauty and secretive negotiations. Still, we had one of our multi-national corporate marketing firms put out the message, “that a country had to be invited to join the TPP. That it would create jobs and put billions of dollars into the economic systems.” This was the message also dutifully parroted by our political and mostly corporate media mouthpieces. You will notice we also use words like partnership, security and prosperity, beyond borders, creating jobs, billions of dollars in economic action and other positive words to sell our message. You see, a picture has to be painted for the masses, in order to lull them into subjection and acceptance.  [Applause takes place from the assembled.] National Sovereignty will be a thing of the past and the serfs world wide will all be competing for a piece of multi-national corporate pie; how does that grab you? [A number of “hear-hears” are heard and another outburst of applause takes place.] Just imagine all those serfs around the globe fighting for our business and favours. Dirt cheap labour, no unions, no pensions or health plans, just work and more work for the serfs and servitude. It will be a borderless world and we will be in control with our trans-national corporations and able to sue any governments who step out of line.  So let us give a vote of thanks to the puppet politicians (oops, I mean honourable politicians and their flunkeys who are signing away their countries’ independence for a “mess of pottage” as the saying goes). But hey, they will be rewarded in this New World Order with a place on many of our boards, and suitably recompensed for selling out the sovereignty of their countries.

Sovereign Countries will be a relic of the past. The Globalized Corporate Marketplace will be ours to rule and those who don’t cooperate will be ostracized, watched and punished. We already have all the emails, telephone calls, texts, written articles and websites of those who oppose us, courtesy of the National Security Agency (NSA) and some large corporations, and there will be a day of reckoning once we start weeding them all out. There will be no enemies of our system allowed, just obedient serfs like the old feudal systems of many years ago. Orwell’s 1984 was amateurish compared to our surveillance and controlled society. There will be penalties for opposing the system, that is why that young man who exposed our spying program, which some call evil [2], must be brought before our courts. We will make sure he does not get asylum anywhere. Instead he will be put in an asylum when we get our hands on him. Nobody may disobey our New World Order without consequences and punishment. [Loud cheers are heard and noisy applause ensues and shouts of “law and order must prevail” are heard.]

In closing, let me say that this herding the serfs is just like herding cattle. Think of the serfs as beasts of burden labouring and living under our New World Order. They will be watched, controlled and allowed to participate in our managed democracy called Globalization and will be loving “their servitude.” Thank you all for coming, fellow Beastlybergers. See you all next year at another luxury resort as we continue to impose our New World Order. [3]

“A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude.” -Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

Stephen J. Gray
July 20, 2013.

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