A new leader had been voted into power in Nonsenseland. The
old leader was voted out of office, and was now in partial seclusion somewhere
near by. Now that he was gone, his followers who at one time were speech
challenged had now found their voices, and were now speaking out on various
issues. Where once they were tongue tied they were now tongue applied. There
was no stopping their tongue wagging exuberance to finally voice their opinions,
now that their gag happy boss was gone. Or as somebody supposedly said: “Now
that the big fat cat has gone away, the political mice have come out to play.”
Now they are playing at politics on the opposition benches,
while the new ruler spouts his “sunny ways” and “real change.” Meanwhile, the country is going to pot, and
Marijuana is going to be legalized. The judges are on a constant high on the
highest court in the land and they issued an ultimatum to the government that a
new law must be brought in so that people could be legally killed if they so
desired. The elected politicians scurried and hurried to carry out the commands
of the unelected, politically appointed,
members of the judiciary and formed a committee to make sure this judicial bill
to kill would be in place and carried out. Nonsenseland was constantly living
up to its name and some people in the land would soon die under the new
“assisted” killing rules. In fact it was reported that a judge had given
permission for a man to be killed, and that, “The court also ruled the coroner
did not need to be notified given that the cause of death was deemed to be his
disease, not the lethal drugs he was
given” One wonders is this not a case of a coverup of a criminal act by
those in positions of power? But hey, in Nonsenseland anything goes!
Another controversy had erupted in the land over billion
dollar arm sales to the biggest human head chopping removers in the world. This
contract had been approved by the previous government of the dour dictator. Now
Sunny Boy, the smiling new leader was defending his government’s support of this
contract with the bloody human head removers. He reportedly said that, “he
needs to preserve the sanctity of government-approved contracts.” Still, he
declared, Nonsenseland believed in the “rule of law.” And its values and
principles would not be lost in the shuffle of appeasing the human head
choppers. Some people thought perhaps: This is just a one off blunder, amongst
many heads lost. Or just a silly pun on no more talking heads.
Still, Sunny Boy, the new head of Nonsenseland was bringing
refugees into the country, a nice compassionate move. Unfortunately, when he
was in opposition, he had along with the other former leader of the country and
most other politicians’ voted to bomb another country that never invaded
Nonsenseland. That country was now in hellish chaos and a haven for terrorists,
and bloody civil war was raging there. Therefore, one might argue the new
leader is now “helping” refugees that he and other politicians helped to
create. Oh well, this is Nonsenseland
where the bizarre is acclaimed and hypocrisy is “normal.”
On another matter, the head police force of the country was
having a bit of a scandal too, and it was reported that there was, “unwanted
sexual touching, bullying and rampant nudity in the workplace” this had
supposedly taken place in a law and order environment. Another report said two
police members “were reportedly fond of posing completely nude on each other's
desks in a purported effort to shock each other; they also allegedly simulated
oral sex in the office.” This bizarre behaviour had been reported by
conscientious police members, but not much had been done about it, until it was
reported in some media. Still, some police have been known to march in parades
of the prideful in some cities, as have political leaders and other
politicians. Some marchers have been totally naked and nobody had been charged.
So is all this; just law and disorder, oops I mean law and order, at “work?”
After all, this is Nonsenseland, so is there really a problem? Why should cops
be charged with lolling naked on their desks? Why discriminate? Perhaps the
land’s “Human Rights Commissars” will have to get involved and help out the
police. Or should normal policemen and women who do their duty have to put up
with this nonsense in Nonsenseland?
This same police force has reportedly cleared a number of unelected
senators in their alleged expenses scandal, where they had been accused of
misusing tax-payers funds. Some of the senators it was reported had repaid
their expenses. So “alls well that ends well,” and thank goodness for that.
Where would Nonsenseland be, without unelected
appointed senators to help pass legislation, unelected appointed judges to dictate to politicians, and elected
politicians to carry out the orders of the unelected,
and punish and tax the masses? Oh well, at least the country has a “living
tree” in the Charter of Righteousness, so the country is “going
green.” This then, is how “democracy” works in Nonsenseland. So what could be better than that?
“There is no nonsense
so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend
it with every weapon of communal stupidity.” - Robertson Davies
Stephen J. Gray
March 20, 2016.
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