Hello People of the Earth.
Hope you are all having a nice day whatever time zone you are in. We, your
great leaders are confabbing daily about the latest crisis or “coup” we
organized in Ukraine,
[1] oops, we mean started, oops we
mean plotted. Heck, just let us tell you all the truth. We are up to our necks
in another regime change and have nearly caused another civil war, just like we
did in Libya, Iraq, Syria,
Egypt
and all the other countries we have a “responsibility to protect.” As you have
heard us say before “bringing democracy” is not an easy task, but with the help
of your sons and daughters that we have in our armies; they will serve on the
front lines as we your leaders lead from our bunkers. After all, some persons
have to be in charge and who better than us?
You all have to understand
making War is a business [1a] and it
is good business for the war industry, oops. I mean the “defence industry.” We
know some of you are probably not thrilled about all this killing, destruction,
maiming and slaughter that is taking place courtesy of many of the world’s politicians
and [2] war industries, oops there
we go again, we mean the “defence industries” [3] [3a] [3b]
We sometimes supply both
sides in wars, but hey all this mayhem we create and pay for with your tax
dollars creates jobs, even though it creates hell on earth for lots of people.
But, it also creates opportunities. We bring “peace” to some countries after
destroying them then we get contracts to rebuild the devastation we caused. Is
this not a truism? “Out of evil comes good,” and of course more profits for our
corporate friends. All in all it’s a win, win situation except of course for
the victims of our madness, oops we mean victims of our, “business.”
It is sad that there are so
many victims, dead and otherwise, homes destroyed, children killed and
parentless, refugees in numerous camps, all because we “brought
democracy.” Still, at the risk of
repeating ourselves, we have a “responsibility to protect” and if there is
millions slaughtered, oops, we mean millions dead of, “collateral damage” so be
it.
Anyway, there is a bright
side to all this. Our great organization called NATO gets to be a player in all
this mayhem. And a reason for being, just look at its record in Libya.
“Elements of al-Qaeda and
other Islamic extremist groups were known to be key players in the NATO-backed
uprising in Libya
from the beginning, but now it appears that prominent Jihadists and terrorists
are practically leading the revolution with Western support.” [4]
The New American August 30, 2011.
The New American August 30, 2011.
And of course with your Tax
Dollars, “the North Atlantic Treaty
Organization [NATO] has just begun construction of a splendiferous new $1.38
billion headquarters on a 100-acre site in Brussels.” [5] Surely, that is good news for all you taxpayers out there in
these days of “austerity?” [6]
Anyway, we have rambled on
too long. We are just trying to fill you in about all our successes. So keep
the faith. Keep voting for us, and you people living under dictators and
despots, (who we support) try and accept your lot in life for as you can see
“democracy” has its problems too.
Stephen J. Gray
March 6, 2014.
